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Around the internet and beyond, we share humor from visual comics

It's ALL in the words ...

Word plays are just that.. playing around with human intellect’s oral and audible details…

Pessimist: Oh, this can’t get any worse!
Optimist: Yes, it can!

I’ll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”
A voice from the back of the room said, “Yeah, right.”

A boy and a man sit on a couch together. The boy says to the man, “Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.”

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